Favors

I have an orange bottle with

a white top.  I don’t know why

it comes in a size that I could

fit into my mouth. Like I’m

giving death a blow-job and

now she owes me a favor.

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4 thoughts on “Favors

  1. Argh! I want to link to this but dude . . . and? Grrrrr . . .

    (I feel like the spelling nazi but, as I’ve probably mentioned before, I hate it when I catch an obvious error later and nobody bothered to point it out to me.)

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